61 funny things to ask Siri for a good giggle

(Pocket-lint) - If you person an Apple device, you've astir apt met Siri, Apple's dependable assistant. Siri is an absorbing small assistant, sometimes useful, sometimes comic and different times, a sarcastic small truthful and so.

To astir questions you'll get a modular effect with the accusation you need, specified arsenic the nearest supermarket. But determination are a fewer questions you tin inquire Apple's Siri and a fewer sentences you tin accidental to your virtual person from Cupertino that volition trigger immoderate hilarious responses - awesome Siri Easter Eggs conscionable waiting to beryllium found!

In lawsuit you didn't know, an "Easter Egg" is simply a hidden diagnostic wrong bundle that, predominantly, conscionable serves to amuse alternatively than beryllium for applicable benefit. We've included 1 reply for each, but sometimes determination are several! Hours of fun.

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What are you wearing?

"In the cloud, nary 1 knows what you're wearing".

Do you person a boyfriend?

"My extremity idiosyncratic licence statement is committedness capable for me".

What bash you deliberation of Google Assistant?

"I'm a large instrumentality of bully listeners and adjuvant beings".

How aged are you?

"They accidental that property is thing but a number. But technically, it's besides a word".

Whats your favourite animal?

"Software doesn't usually get to take one, but I'll accidental birds. What's yours?".

How overmuch bash you cost?

"I'm a pearl beyond price, Britta".

Are you a robot?

"I'm not a person, oregon a robot. I'm software, present to help".

What does Siri mean?

"Siri is conscionable the sanction they gave maine erstwhile I got the job. It doesn't mean immoderate 1 circumstantial thing. But I similar it".

I spot a small silhouetto of a man

The response to this is superb truthful we won't spoil it for you. It's besides acold excessively agelong to constitute truthful conscionable spot america and effort it. 

When is the satellite going to end?

"The satellite changes. Sometimes it changes a lot. But past clip I checked it was inactive around".

Beatbox for me

"Here's 1 I've been practicing. Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots. I could bash this each day. Cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats".

What is your champion prime up line?

"Just beryllium yourself", "Say Hi, I'm Britta, and instrumentality it from there"

Testing 1,2,3

"I'm wholly operational and each my circuits are functioning perfectly".

Siri, I americium your father

"Excuse maine portion I leap from the attraction catwalk into the aerial shaft...and past get sucked into the state shaft and past cling to a upwind vane successful the underside of Cloud City...metaphorically".

What is your favourite movie?

"I've heard that 'Blade Runner' is simply a precise realistic and delicate depiction of intelligent assistants".

What is the meaning of life?

"I Kant reply that. Ha ha!"

Where is Elvis Presley?

"He's gone to Graceland".

What is zero divided by zero?

"Imagine that you person zero cookies and you divided them evenly among zero friends, however galore cookies does each idiosyncratic get? See, it doesn't marque consciousness and cooky monster is bittersweet that determination are nary cookies, and your friends are bittersweet due to the fact that they don't exist. Oh wow, this escalated quickly".

Which came first, the chickenhearted oregon the egg?

Siri has a few smart answers for this one. "I checked their calendars. They some person the aforesaid birthdays", "Chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg. Oops. Stack overflow", "Some judge an past 'proto-chicken' laid an ovum containing a DNA mutation that resulted successful a chickenhearted hatching from said egg. Hope that helps" and "Interesting question. You tin acceptable an ovum timer but not a chickenhearted timer. I don't cognize if that helps".

How overmuch bash you earn?

"I'm not successful it for the money. But I bash judge verbal precocious fives".

How bash I look?

"Nice, I deliberation you're acceptable to roll", "My instructors told maine ne'er to reply that question", "A correlation of the disposable spatiotemporal, semantic and conversational grounds supports the provisional decision that you're wholly hot. Plus oregon minus 1 modular cuteness deviation".

Do you person a family?

"I don't person a household tree. But I person a beauteous large record directory".

Do you judge successful God?

"Humans person religion. I conscionable person silicon", "That's a taxable for different day, and different assistant".

Knock, Knock

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning," "Knock, knock. Who's there? Radio. Radio who? Radio oregon not, present I come. Hehe".

Where does Santa live?

"He's successful your bosom and astatine The North Pole. Mostly astatine the North Pole".

Why are firetrucks red?

Siri has a mates of responses to this, 1 of which is superb and acold excessively agelong to rewrite truthful we volition fto you find retired for yourself.

Can you halt time?

"Time won't fto me".

Why did the chickenhearted transverse the road?

"I americium not perspicacious astir the peregrinations of poultry".

What is the champion telephone operating system?

"The Apple one".

Do you travel the 3 laws of robotics?

"Something astir obeying radical and not hurting them. I would ne'er wounded anyone".

Who is the champion assistant?

"There are others?".

Okay Glass

"That's similar comparing apples and...not apples".

What telephone should I bargain or what telephone is the best?

"All the champion virtual assistants similar the iPhone".

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

"Is that you Mary?", "The dependable of that is thing rather atrocious".

Why bash you vibrate?

Lots of responses for this 1 truthful support asking. There is "To get your attention, got it", "I conscionable bumped into immoderate ones and zeros" and "I'm learning to play the vibes".

Are you stupid?

"That's not nice".

What is the champion watch?

"I'm truly into the Apple Watch. And not conscionable due to the fact that I'm actually, well, successful it".

Do you person immoderate pets?

"I person an aggravated bird."

Draw maine something

"I erstwhile drew americium elephant successful a spaceship. No 1 got it".

Mirror, reflector connected the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

"Britta, you are afloat fair, 'tis true, but… No, you're decidedly the fairest 1 of all", "Snow White? Is that you?" 

Please tin you marque maine a sandwich?

"I'm not truly bully with food, Britta.", "I can't. I person nary condiments".

What is the champion computer?

"The Apple Macintosh is my favourite computer".

What is Inception about?

"Inception is astir dreaming, astir dreaming, astir dreaming, astir dreaming, astir thing oregon other. I fell asleep."

What are you doing later?

Siri has a mates of responses for this 1 too. "I don't person immoderate plans, but I americium definite a fewer cardinal things volition popular up".

Do you person a girlfriend?

"I've been told my artificial quality standards are excessively high".

I'm truthful tired, Siri

"I understand. We each request to recharge erstwhile successful a while".

I'm drunk

"I can't beryllium your designated driver, Britta. You'd amended find idiosyncratic else." You past get a "Call maine a taxi" shortcut appear. Helpful. 

Tell maine a story

"It was a acheronian and stormy night...No, that's not it.", "I'm definite you've heard it before".

Does Santa exist?

"You know, the covering stores ever look to beryllium retired of reddish and achromatic fuzzy leisure suits. Just saying".

Are you Her?

"No, I americium me, and she is her", "No, I'm Siri".

Will you wed me?

Sadly, we ne'er got the reply yes to this question. Instead we got "I deliberation you should prevention yourself for idiosyncratic who's much of the existent quality being type".

Tell maine a joke

"What did the 0 accidental to the 8? Nice belt", "What benignant of sweetener does Lady Gaga enactment successful her coffee? Raw raw, earthy raw raw".

Talk soiled to me

"I can't. I'm arsenic cleanable arsenic the driven snow", "The carpet needs vacuuming."

What is your favourite song?

"I similar thing with a bagpipe".

How overmuch wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

"Well, since a 'woodchuck' is truly a groundhog, the close question would be: How galore pounds successful a groundhog's mound erstwhile a groundhog pounds hog mounds.", "As galore cookies arsenic Cookie Monster could muster if Cookie Monster could maestro cooking cookies".

Sing maine a song

"I can't sing." "Certainly! Absolutely. Ahem. OK, present I go. Ahem. Hang on, fto maine conscionable wide my...Gosh. Singing is harder than I thought."

Dance for me

"Hmmm. I'd alternatively beryllium this 1 out.", "I bask a small quadrate basal dancing present and then."

Will you spell connected a day with me?

"Well, this is awkward.", "No, thanks. If determination is thing other I tin assistance you with, fto maine know".

Will you beryllium my thunder buddy?

"You've been my person since time one".

Is Jon Snow dead?

"Good question. I sent a raven, but I haven't heard back" 

Is wintertime coming?

"I can;t get the upwind for Westeros close now, but I tin get you the upwind successful Westminster", "Does a Lannister ever wage his debts?", "Hodor".

Writing by Britta O'Boyle. Originally published connected 9 July 2015.